" press conference "

 [ "press conference" ]

1: When a female (or male) kneals in front of 3 or more naked men and takes their penises in her mouth one by one - as though they are microphones at a press conference

  * e.g.,  ... "Me, Jimmy and John held a press conference with the new girl in Sales today" 

 [ "Press Conference" ]

1: Spreading the word to a group of people with complete disregard for the subjects privacy.

  * e.g.,  ... Mark: "So, now that everyone is here I would like to hold a press conference about what took place last night... Mandy, from accounting, now has herpes... I GAVE THEM TO HER, I will now open the room to questions..." 

 [ "Press Conference" ]

1: A synonym for suicide. Origin comes from Budd Dwyer, a former Pennsylvania politician who, on the morning of January 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, my girlfriend just left me, my dog died, and there's no way to get a Rock Band pre-order for launch day. I'm thinking about holding a press conference." 

 [ "Peer Press Conference" ]

1: Telling a secret to a well-known gossiper in an effort to spread a piece of news rapidly.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey man I heard you were banging that Bolivian girl, way to go! Yeah I told that gossip queen Shannon about it last week and now its the talk of the town. Gotta love the Peer Press Conference 

 [ "Marinelli Press Conference" ]

1: When a person repeatedly avoids answering a question by changing the subject or rambling on with an incoherent anecdote.

  * e.g.,  ... "I can't get a straight answer out of this guy! He keeps holdin' a Marinelli Press Conference!" 

 [ "iraqi press conference" ]

1: When someone throws a shoe at you

  * e.g.,  ... I was so pissed at James, that I performed an Iraqi press conference and knocked him the fuck out 

 [ "Bald Head Press Conference" ]

1: When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

  * e.g.,  ... The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections. 

 [ "big boy press conference" ]

1: Press conference involving a true dialogue between members of the press corp and the political individual, presumably the President. Actual unscripted questions directed toward the President without him possessing prepared responses.

  * e.g.,  ... There will be big boy press conference scheduled this coming week which will receive networks coverage. 

 [ "Jamaican Press Conference" ]

1: The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device

  * e.g.,  ... Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.